I'm new to blogging, so I hope this works.
Here's one of my silly poems for starters.
I could eat an elephant on toast, for just a snack
I could climb an oak tree with both hands behind my back
I could whistle "Dixie" while I drink a glass of milk
I could comb a coconut until it's smooth as silk
I could spell "chrysanthemum" without a calculator
I could build a house with two short planks and a potater
I could do most anything, and I could show you how
I could tell the truth, but I'm not in the mood right now